Filler… filler night.
I’m forcing myself to blog, even though I really have nothing of interest to write. So I will provide you with an account of two things I like, and two things I don’t like. I hope you enjoy them.
Two things I don’t like:
- Scalpel jockeys/number crunchers/ambulance chasers who decide to take a Cinema class cos they think it’ll be a lark. Although I do like it when they can’t deal with the waves upon waves of obscure theory that comes to bear on Cinema Studies. Kind of a drag that classes get dumbed down because the day trippers know shit all, though.
- Endless rehashes of public domain fantasy properties (Oz, Wonderland, etc). P.S. Look out for my new series, “Moonface Chronicles”, based on the straight-up coolest character from Enid Blyton’s Faraway Tree series. Coming Summer ‘09 from Image Comics!*
Two things I like:
- When you try to make conversation with little kids and they just stare at you blankly, offering no response whatsoever.
- I actually can’t think of a second thing I like. I kind of like Lemon Chicken. Anyone had any good Lemon Chicken lately?
* Kidding, obviously. Although I would love to totally be a hypocrite and write a new Faraway Tree series.

DRIFTWOOD SAX!



DRIFTWOOD SAX AWESOME!!!!!
I thought about bringing it home for you, but then I remembered Customs probably wouldn’t look kindly on my souveneering a five kilo chunk of wood.
I still can’t believe you put your lips on it. XD
I do whatever is necessary for my art.
(They’re not actually touching it.)
(They’re not actually touching it.)
Ah, the MJ defense. I commend you, good sir!
Couldn’t agree more with you on your first “thing you don’t like”. I’ve heard stories of medical students so scared they will fail their elective Arts courses that they have submitted plagarized papers. Awww…That’s sad. Potential brain surgeons kicked out of uni because they couldn’t grasp Functionalist theory..
Haha.
Of course they have the last laugh when they’re pulling six figures and molesting anesthetised patients, but meh. If I cared about money I would’ve accepted Law at Adelaide. Can I have the congealed cheese in your pizza box if you’re not gonna eat it?
Are you going to follow a career in academia? I heard at the Postgrad induction that Adelaide Uni needs a senior lecturer in Creative Writing.
“Of course they have the last laugh when they’re pulling six figures and molesting anesthetised patients, but meh. If I cared about money I would’ve accepted Law at Adelaide. Can I have the congealed cheese in your pizza box if you’re not gonna eat it?”
Actually, I get the best of both worlds. Apparently, you don’t need a master’s to go for your PhD to teach Film History so I’m looking into it now.
Just imagine the fun…….
(Random Woman) “My back is killing me! I think I need a reduction. Is there a doctor in here that can examine me?
(Dr. Reaper) “No prob, m’amm. I’m won’t even charge you for it, let me get my video camera first so I can…..study this back at my office”
or
(Woman who asks too many questions) “Really? Your a doctor? What field?”
(Dr. Reaper) “Hey! That’s my business, you don’t hear me asking what high school you go to.”