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Primary school.

Posted in Australia by Daniel85 on January 13th, 2007

Fat and Skinny went to bed.
Fat rolled over; Skinny was dead.

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  1. Sammy D said, on January 13th, 2007 at 9:41 pm

    Dip dip dogshit, who stepped in it?

  2. Hooly said, on January 13th, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    You think you’re King Dick!

  3. Gitoku said, on January 13th, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Milk milk lemonade, round the corner chocolate’s made.

    Fart germs! Tax!

    You’re dobbed it!

    Ching chong China-man tried to milk a cow,
    Ching chong China-man didn’t know how,
    Ching chong China-man pulled the wrong tit,
    Ching chong China-man was covered in shit!*
    *This one was obviously banned after the arrival of Vietnamese refugees at our school…

  4. Daniel85 said, on January 14th, 2007 at 8:38 am

    I was walking through the jungle, what did I see?

  5. Hooly said, on January 14th, 2007 at 11:48 am

    We’re goin’ on a bear hunt.. (We’re goin’ on a bear hunt)

  6. Gitoku said, on January 14th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    Kookaburra sitting on the telephone wire,
    Jumping up and down with his balls on fire,
    Laugh kookaburra laugh,
    Kookaburra GAY your life must be!

  7. Tommy Day said, on January 14th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    I once knew a man from Nantucket…

  8. Robin said, on January 15th, 2007 at 4:35 am

    Personal Jinx

  9. 90schild87 said, on January 18th, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    I have one which is abit racist, but when i heard it in grade 2 i pissed myself.
    Hey pakistani does ya mum have a fanny,
    Does it smell (sniff sniff) FUCKIN HELL.
    I have only siad it to one kid and got suspended for a week in year 7, which i cant say i didnt deserve.

  10. 90schild87 said, on January 18th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    UMMMMAAAAAA, BALI’S, Who fluffed, eggy.

  11. Reaper said, on April 2nd, 2008 at 3:01 am

    That was deep (wipes a tear away from eye)

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