In search of good times and good news.
New catalogue day has been kinda empty ever since Bandana Kid’s untimely passing, but there are still many things to be mocked in these little pamphlets of idiocy, and so we press on, extracting what marrow we can from the bones of life, day by day. Ashes to ashes and all that.
Take this guy for instance. Notice how one of his arms is more pumped to the max than the other? He’s noticed it too, and can’t stop looking at it! I guess that’s the arm he uses to masturbate to the very thought of himself.
And now, just in time for Christmas, the Orgasm Poolchair!
This ‘remote control flying saucer’ in the Go-Lo catalogue is something I would’ve gone nuts for as a kid, and then been infinitely disappointed when it didn’t work at all. Seriously, does this thing look like it can fly to you?
The remote control does look kinda like a cop’s radar gun, though, so maybe I’ll buy it just to go stand on the highway freaking people out.
I dunno. one of his arms is kinda mushed into his body.
I’m struggling to keep up with your incessant blogging, but it’s all good so I’m lovin it (pun not intended)
Actually that chair’s pretty generic, Dan- Its all in the head. From the smile on her lips, the flash in her eyes, and the way her face is lit up, She was clearly thinking of Bandana Kid the whole time. ; )
You know, for 15 bucks you’d think that one of us would go out and pick up one of those flying saucers just to see if it actually works…Or even to see how shit it really is…But do you think that’s gonna happen? Eh…20-somethings these days…
15 bucks?! I don’t have time for that, I got…you know…Stuff to do….Oh! Who’s the Boss Reruns!
I spotted Bandana Kid in the latest Go-Lo brochure that arrived in my letterbox on 4 Dec 06.
[...] Reader Vic alerted me to a sighting of Bandana Kid in the latest Go-Lo catalogue. I was skeptical at first, seeing as Bandana Kid has heretofore only appeared in catalogues for that other great discount chain, The Warehouse, but it turns out ol’ Vic was right: [...]