The Bandana Kid Rides Again!
Imagine my surprise when, flipping through the latest Clint’s Crazy Bargains Warehouse catalogue, I was greeted by the sight of the Bandana Kid, back in all his manchildish glory!
Ooey-ooey-ooh… wah wah wah. Ooey-ooey-ooh… wah WAH wah. Ooey-ooey-ooh.. wah wah wah wah.
(That’s the stereotypical Western ‘duel at high noon’ whistle thing, if you couldn’t tell by my awesome onomatopoeia.)
That bandana has become this child model’s trademark. I can imagine a packed audition room with hundreds of kids and their vicarious stage-mums going for a K-Mart catalogue or something. Then the Bandana Kid rocks up and they all start whispering and pointing, cos they know that their presence has become futile– he’ll get the job.
He has such versatility… he can go from childish joy while jumping around in a green bag (don’t ask me what that’s about…), to pure evil:
That’s the role he was born to play!
This kid NEEDS a part in Pirates Of The Caribbean 3.
It’d be the greatest film ever. It’d sink Titanic!
He is the model of all masculinity in the modern world and if I ever have a kid, I will disown him if he doesn’t turn out like the BK in every way possible.
His parents must be like Greek gods or something.
Have you ever wondered why he wears the bandana? Is it to hide something? Look at how awkwardly that cow boy hat fits on him…
I love the way he gets the centre posiition on the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Jack who?
That Bandana Kid…He is one big headed bastard!
Yeah, his head shape under that cowboy hat does look kinda like that of a pachycephalosaurus.
Wouldn’t I look like an asshole if he turned out to be a leukemia patient or something?
Oh…Yeah…Whoops…It could be one of those ‘You can be a star despite your illness and massively misshapen head’ type deals…In that case, ‘KEEP ON FIGHTING BANDANA KID! NEVER GIVE UP!’
“Daniel85 hates kids with leukemia!” That should be your new site slogan!
Wow, that kid must have an amazing agent…
Are those green bags available for the huskier child, what may be an adult? I’m entrigued by the endless hours of potential fun one can have, like jumping around in a green bag and … no … that’s … that’s probably it. A man can dream though. A man can dream.
very amusing post, oberts. Great work.
..uh, it was good to catch up the other day. It was a blast. When ever they put you and me together, whoa the world had better watch out.
Yeah Crommo sorry we bailed early but you were deep in conversation with Matt and we thought, ‘why chat to ourselves here, when we can chat to ourselves whilst playing NES back at my house?’ So stuff ya.
I can’t believe BK made it as a pirate. That little trooper. He’s got the heart of a champion.
‘Psychically linked’, Crommo.
Hey Jules, we should compare thumb blisters the day after each NES session.