Peter Parker Picked a Page of Primate Porn.
I’m too busy ripping my hair out and pacing up and down the house about an overdue cinema studies essay to write a proper entry at the moment, so here’s another out-of-context comic panel!

From The Amazing Spider-Man #223 (December 1981; J.M DeMatteis and John Romita, Jr.)
Okay, so I have a dirty mind. Petey’s actually doing research on the Red Ghost and his Super-Apes, a group of super-villainous monkeys who got powers from being exposed to cosmic rays like the Fantastic Four. So not making that up. Seriously, go read the Wikipedia entry. It will change your life.



Ah! Many of my adolescent years were spent firing off my web cartridges to homoerotic pictures of radioactive evil apes. Excuse me while I go use the restroom…….
Is that picture of the old man what Wolverine will look like when he’s older?