H for Hypocrisy.
From Amazing Spider-Man #222 (November 1981. Bill Mantlo & Bob Hall.)
Mmmyeah. I think Spidey is probably the last person who should be making fun of other peoples’ combat dialogue.
Here’s an example from his bout with “Ramrod” in the previous month’s issue:
From Amazing Spider-Man #221 (October 1981. Denny O’Neil and Alan Kupperberg)
At least that one’s somewhat funny, though. There are some real stinkers throughout Spidey’s history.
What? No. I don’t have any more. Go away.
Onomatopoeia fans take note: “BLONG. The sound of a tin drum bouncing off a crane arm.”
Clearly me, You, and Egon should be Spidey’s emergency one liner freelance consultants.
We’d have a fucking monopoly in that business. ; )